For a Laugh

for a laughAn old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile, there’s a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.

“Here’s what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If no, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

So that evening she’s in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he’s in the living room, he says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.”

“Honey, what’s for supper?” No response from his wife.

So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away.
“Honey, what’s for supper?” No response from his wife.

So he moves in the dining room, about 20 feet away.

“Honey, what’s for supper?” No response from his wife.

On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.

“Honey, what’s for supper?” No response from his wife.

So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
Finally, his wife responds, “For the fifth time, we’re having CHICKEN!”